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Nigga Benefits
These days Sec 1s scare me. I mean I don’t remember being so weird when I was in sec 1. There are some eerie characters running around this year. Or maybe that was like that always and I just was unobservant.
When I was in sec 1, you called your seniors ’sir’ – because they wore long pants and might just be in charge of your UYO. Plus they were tall and had facial hair , a sure sign of wisdom. I thought sec 1s would fear us IB people more because we were even older, had more facial hair, and wore special ties. I am mistaken. Fortunately, I am a nigger and am feared and respected by the youths of the world. This is one of the benefits of being a nigger. Another benefit not having to worry about sunburn and being able to use the word ‘muthafucka’ and its variants as as a noun, verb and adjective. Sometimes all at the same time.
*plot twist*
Drama weekly workshop today. Since it’s the sort of thing some people actually pay for, I’m pretty pleased we can get it for free.
I realized that everyday of my week is taken up by drama-related occurrences. Heh.
While waiting for drama to start we were amused by a large group of secondary Year Ones who were apparently auditioning for Chamber. There’s something whimsical and vaguely creepy about a shitload of musicians lurking darkly lit corridors playing Mozart – it reminds of a street performer revolt. Ken Tay commented that they looked like the average overachieving abused kids of today – locked up and forced to fiddle away like… crickets.
Also, I’m officially confused about the new SL1-SL2 system. Somehow, I’ve ended up with maths and Malay at the same time, with my SL1 periods free. Now, this would’nt be a bad thing, but somehow I know I’m going to get blamed for this. Perhaps for being a minority.
